Funny

It's funny how hello is always

accompanied with goodbye.

It's funny how good memories

can start to make you cry.

It's funny how forever

never seems to really last.

It's funny how much you'd lose

if you forgot about your past.

It's funny how "friends' can just 

leave you when you're down.

It's funny how when you need someone

they're never around.

It's funny how people change

and think they're so much better.

It's funny how many lies

can be packed in one "love letter".

It's funny how people forgive

even though they can't forget.

It's funny how one night

can contain so much regret.
It's funny how ironic life turns out to be,

but the finniest part of all,

is that none of that's funny to me.

Hurricane Irene

Since I live in NYC, Hurricane Irene is the biggest shit I've ever come across so far.

Starting since yesterday, I've been preparing for this hurricane. The news said it was going to be a category 3 storm, which isn't terrible, but its not great either. A couple of trees are probably going to fall down, possible power outage, and at worst, flooding.

Today, the news have been reporting that Hurricane Irene isn't going to be as big as they thought it was. We're not going to be hit that badly. In fact, it is now a category 1 storm and only large amounts of rainfall and high speed winds is all that is left of Hurricane Irene.

Anyone else live on the East Coast? Got any plans in case this hurricane really does fuck some shit up?

If you've never tried this candy, you're missing out. It's a really chewy candy (hence why it's called Hi-Chew), almost like gum, but it slowly dissolves. It's also really juicy.  You can find them in most supermarkets in the foreign imports section. They come in three flavors: apple, strawberry, and grape.

The big blue characters read Haichuu (Hichew). 

The small ones just says its delicious and fruity.

Girls and their mixed messages.

Okay, I know some people are going to flame at me for not being able to correctly read these subliminal messages, or very obvious messages in some cases. I seriously want to kill myself right now, not like literally, but I feel like my heart is just going to implode any moment.
The girl that I've gone on 2-3 play dates with has been chatting with me for a while today, and then out of nowhere she tells me how horny she is. She starts talking about sex a lot and how she wished I was with her right now. I wasn't very uncomfortable about it, but is she just teasing me?
She told me so many times, and then I told her if I had a car right now, I would drive right over since its 1a.m.
I wish she and I were both born 2 years earlier and met the same exact way til this day.
FML

The Eraser